Top 10 crazy excuses calling sick into work

 

This is just for fun.  Here are the top 10 craziest excuses to call into work sick:

  1. “My sobriety tool won’t allow the car to start”
  2. “My dog is having a nervous breakdown”
  3. “I’m too upset to come in because I just watched The Hunger Games”
  4. “A bird bit me”
  5. “My grandmother’s body is being exhumed for a police investigation”
  6. “My toe is stuck in the faucet”
  7. “I forgot I was hired for the job”
  8. “I’m suffering from a broken heart”
  9. “My hair turned orange from a home dyeing accident”
  10. “I’m sick from reading too much”